Wet Christmas

• parody of White Christmas
• video: solo vocal

I'm looking at a wet Christmas
Not like the ones we used to know
When the globe is warming
There'll be no snow forming
Just a winter mix to make the traffic slow

I'm looking at a wet Christmas
Not like the ones we used to know
Now the climate's changing
It's re-arranging
The jet stream, and what happens down below

I'm looking at a wet Christmas
Without a flake of snow in sight
May you enjoy December
As you remember
When all your Christmases were white.

title lyric improved by Harena Atria