Spooky Scary Socialists

the inspiration for this parody (from Noëlle on Mastodon)

• parody of: "Spooky Scary Skeletons" by Andrew Gold (lyrics)
• originally posted here

Spooky scary socialists
Send shivers up your spine
They'll get healthcare for everyone
And act like it's just fine.

Spooky scary socialists
Don't care about your stocks
They'll give your workers benefits
No matter who it shocks.

We're so sorry socialists
You're so misunderstood
You just want a better world
But we don't think that's good.

Spooky scary socialists
Shout strident shrilling screams
of growing inequality
and break your profit dreams.