We're Mastodon

A song I'm writing with the idea of doing a kind of federated "We Are the World" kind of recording.

Lyrics

Leave tweeting for the birds
Come join the federation
There's sharks and lots of gay for you and meeee
We're marching hand in hand
All across our scary nation
Well anyway I mean metaphoricalleeee.....

Chorus
We're Mastodon, we're Mastodon
We don't care how you carry on
We're Mastodon, your frozen fruit is in the waste bin
We're Mastodon, we're Mastodon
We won't miss you when you're gone
Feel free to dump your rants all over PasteBin.

You don't have to be a star
To get our validation
I mean, lots of us don't even watch teeveeee...
Just keep your shitposts short
lewd selfies in moderation
and make sure that you've read the CoC.

History

• 2017-10-01 2 lead-ins and chorus originally posted here