Unfinished/parodies
Across the Universe (Creationist Edition)
Jai guru deva, omm...
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind
White Room at Tenagra
(No specific lyrics yet; this is just something that needs to be written...)
Gray Christmas
I'm looking at a gray Christmas
Not like the ones we used to know
When the globe is warming
There'll be no snow forming
Just a winter mix to make the traffic slow
I'm looking at a gray Christmas
Not like the ones we used to know
Now the climate's changing
It's re-arranging
The jet stream, and what happens down below
I'm looking at a gray Christmas
Without a flake of snow in sight
May you enjoy December
As you remember
When all your Christmases were white.
D'Oh, A Goof
to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"
D'oh! - a goof, a major goof
Yay. - an apathetic cry
Gee... - I say, not quite a curse
Blah - a word without much fun
So... - I don't know what to say
Umm... - a grunt to follow "so"
See... - another ploy for time
And that brings us back to...
Take a Nap on Me
a song for Pip
- If I'm trying to work
- And you know my lap is free
- Though I'm quite busy
- Take a nap on me
- If you lay your furry head
- So it's in the way
- Then you'll be very sure
- Nothing's done today
Be a Man
With all the spots of an aging liver
With all the grace of a drunk baboon
With all the sense of a roaring fire
Incisive as the sharp side of a spoon
With all the charm of a raging lawyer