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'''Reporter:''' We are here on the beach where a deadly microscopic virus has just eaten 80,000 people. Mr. Virus, how do you feel? | '''Reporter:''' We are here on the beach where a deadly microscopic virus has just eaten 80,000 people. Mr. Virus, how do you feel? | ||
{{fmt/breakin|Joe Walsh|Life's been good to me so far}} | |||
'''Reporter:''' And how do you feel about plans to reopen businesses across the country?" | '''Reporter:''' And how do you feel about plans to reopen businesses across the country?" | ||
{{fmt/breakin|KC & Sunshine Band|That's the way (uh huh uh huh) I like it (uh huh uh huh)}} | |||
'''Reporter:''' Medical professionals everywhere say we need to be more vigilant in fighting your spread, What do you think? | '''Reporter:''' Medical professionals everywhere say we need to be more vigilant in fighting your spread, What do you think? | ||
{{fmt/breakin|War|Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends}} | |||
'''Reporter''': The Republican governor of South Georgissippi is making an announcement. Let's listen: | '''Reporter''': The Republican governor of South Georgissippi is making an announcement. Let's listen: | ||
{{fmt/breakin|Sam Cooke|Don't know much about history / don't know much biology / don't know much about a science book}} | |||
'''Reporter''': Mr. Virus, what do you think of that? | '''Reporter''': Mr. Virus, what do you think of that? | ||
{{fmt/breakin|Alanis Morisette|You've already won me over}} | |||
</poem> | </poem> | ||
Revision as of 14:17, 23 May 2020
Script
Reporter: We are here on the beach where a deadly microscopic virus has just eaten 80,000 people. Mr. Virus, how do you feel?
- Joe Walsh: ♪ Life's been good to me so far ♪
Reporter: And how do you feel about plans to reopen businesses across the country?"
- KC & Sunshine Band: ♪ That's the way (uh huh uh huh) I like it (uh huh uh huh) ♪
Reporter: Medical professionals everywhere say we need to be more vigilant in fighting your spread, What do you think?
- War: ♪ Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends ♪
Reporter: The Republican governor of South Georgissippi is making an announcement. Let's listen:
- Sam Cooke: ♪ Don't know much about history / don't know much biology / don't know much about a science book ♪
Reporter: Mr. Virus, what do you think of that?
- Alanis Morisette: ♪ You've already won me over ♪