Unfinished/parodies

White Room at Tanagra

(No specific lyrics yet; this is just something that needs to be written...)

D'Oh, A Goof

to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"

D'oh! - a goof, a major goof
Yay. - an apathetic cry
Gee... - I say, not quite a curse
Blah - a word without much fun
So... - I don't know what to say
Umm... - a grunt to follow "so"
See... - another ploy for time
And that brings us back to...

Take a Nap on Me

a song for Pip

If I'm trying to work

And you know my lap is free

Though I'm quite busy

Take a nap on me

If you lay your furry head

So it's in the way

Then you'll be very sure

Nothing's done today

Be a Man

With all the spots of an aging liver
With all the grace of a drunk baboon
With all the sense of a roaring fire
Incisive as the sharp side of a spoon

With all the charm of a raging lawyer

The Microbe Swims Tonight

This part written 2008-05-04

In the culture, the germ cell culture, the microbe swims tonight

In the culture, the active culture, the microbe swims tonight

(chorus) Amoeba-weh, amoeba-weh...

L-Y (real-life version)

This part written 2006-10-23

You're driving I-85

When you see your exit arrive

How do you change lanes as it goes by?

Dangerously... dangerously... dangerous, L-Y.

Spam in the Place Where You Are

This part written 2005-07-25

Spam! in the place where you work (file as junk)

Think about vacations in the sunny Bahamas, with

Spam! in the place where you live (emtpy trash)

Get a lower mortgage rate and wonder why you hadn't before