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===Dogma===
''parody of [http://www.metrolyrics.com/karma-lyrics-jessica-andrews.html this]''
<poem>
Out of thin air you're making up "facts"
They come so fast it really just distracts
From the fact that your beliefs are quite absurd
They're all based upon this five-letter word
: What's in your head? You've been misled
: I'm tellin' you baby, it's called dogma
: You've been deceived -- but you believed
: You need to find out all about, all about, d-d-d-d-d-dogma.
Go on go on just spread that stuff around
As the king of bullshit, let yourself be crowned
But there's one other thing you should consider too
Just believing something doesn't make it true
: What's in your head? You've been misled
: I'm tellin' you baby, it's called dogma
: Just question the word of what you've heard
: You need to find out all about, all about, d-d-d-d-d-dogma.
(spoken)
To learn about the world, we look for evidence
That tells us how things work and what came before
You can use a work of myth as a reference
But it won't tell you when reality's at your door
</poem>
===White Room at Tanagra===
===White Room at Tanagra===
(No specific lyrics yet; [[wikipedia:Darmok|this]] is just [http://en.memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Tamarian_language something] that needs to be written...)
(No specific lyrics yet; [[wikipedia:Darmok|this]] is just [http://en.memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Tamarian_language something] that needs to be written...)


===Gray Christmas===
<poem>
I'm looking at a gray Christmas
Not like the ones we used to know
When the globe is warming
There'll be no snow forming
Just a winter mix to make the traffic slow
I'm looking at a gray Christmas
Not like the ones we used to know
Now the climate's changing
It's re-arranging
The jet stream, and what happens down below
I'm looking at a gray Christmas
Without a flake of snow in sight
May you enjoy December
As you remember
When all your Christmases were white.
</poem>
===D'Oh, A Goof===
===D'Oh, A Goof===
''to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"
''to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"

Revision as of 00:56, 20 October 2015

White Room at Tanagra

(No specific lyrics yet; this is just something that needs to be written...)

D'Oh, A Goof

to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"

D'oh! - a goof, a major goof
Yay. - an apathetic cry
Gee... - I say, not quite a curse
Blah - a word without much fun
So... - I don't know what to say
Umm... - a grunt to follow "so"
See... - another ploy for time
And that brings us back to...

Take a Nap on Me

a song for Pip

If I'm trying to work
And you know my lap is free
Though I'm quite busy
Take a nap on me
If you lay your furry head
So it's in the way
Then you'll be very sure
Nothing's done today

Be a Man

With all the spots of an aging liver
With all the grace of a drunk baboon
With all the sense of a roaring fire
Incisive as the sharp side of a spoon

With all the charm of a raging lawyer

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