I Love the TSA

• written: 2011-06-16

I love the TSA Yes I love the TSA What would I do with all those rights anyway? Oh I love the TSA	D . A . D . D . G . G . D . D . G . E7. D . B . Em. A . D . A .
I love it when they look at my shoes (So they can) check them over closely for clues That they're lovingly crafted with explosive glues (That's why) I love it when they look at my shoes.	D . A . D . D . G . G . D . D . G . E7. D . B . Em. A . D . A .
(Their) cute Gestapo uniforms are... so adorable (Their) peremptory instructions are clearly not ignorable Their authoritarian glower's indescribably photogenic Their scanner's radiation's only slightly carcinogenic	D . D . D . D . A . A . A . A . D . D . D . D . Em. Em. A . A .
Any terrorist they'll spot with one glance If one should happen by just by chance Officer, come quick -- I think there's one in my pants Grab it quick before it gets away	D . A . D . D . G . G . D . D . G . E7. D . B . Em. Em. A . A .
I love the TSA I love being detained every day They're only following orders, so that makes it okay Oh I love the TSA	D . A . D . D . G . G . D . D . G . E7. D . B . Em. A . D . A .
(Now we should) never ever let it be said (That all that) power ever goes to their head 'Cause who wants freedom when there's fear to be spread? (Give up your) rights before they take them away!	D . A . D . D . G . G . D . D . G . E7. D . B . Em. Em. A . A .
I'm their biggest fan, as you can see Our relationship was fated to be (They put their) hands inside my shirt and really got a hold on me The skies get friendlier every day.	D . A . D . D . G . G . D . D . G . E7. D . B . Em. Em. A . A .
I love the TSA I hope nobody takes them away They keep us safe from soda cans and bottled chardonnay Yes I love the TSA	D . A . D . D . G . G . D . D . G . E7. D . B . Em. A . D . A .
you know they're really only just protecting our lives by keeping us away from knitting needles and plastic knives if you're thinking nasty thoughts towards them, you should be embarrarrassed and if you're singing this song, that only proves that you're a terrorist	D . D . D . D . A . A . A . A . D . D . D . D . Em. Em. A . A .
I love the TSA Yes I love the TSA Their vision is clear, because it goes all the way Yes I love the TSA	D . A . D . D . G . G . D . D . G . E7. D . B . Em. A . D . A .
(Just re)member this one thing before you make a remark (Or) say something that maybe might be taken for snark (For) your own good, they might decide to take you away (and) your next layover stop will be Guantanamo Bay	D . D . D . D . A . A . A . A . D . D . D . D . Em. Em. A . A .
I love the TSA Yes I love the TSA What would I do with all those rights anyway? Oh I love the TSA I love the TSA We're the best of friends, what can I say? "Security Agent Doctor" is the game that we play Oh I love the TSA I love the TSA They're saving us from terror each day They'll protect us even if they have to take us all away Oh I love the TSA	D . A . D . D . G . G . D . D . G . E7. D . B . Em. A . D . A .