About the Universe

• parody of Across the Universe
• for Ken Ham who, when asked what might change his mind, replied "nothing".

Facts are flowing out like endless rain 'cause I just make them up I blither wildly as I make my claims about the universe Tiny shards of broken logic fall to pieces all around me -- Frightening, not enlightening me... Like a ruuu-ude sales...man... omm... Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind My thoughts are tangled like a hopeless mess, I don't know what I mean And so I say whatever comes to mind about the universe Fools will follow anyone who tells them they're superior And so I tell them what they want to hear about the universe Like a ruuu-ude sales...man... omm... Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind

Never mind that bronze-age herdsmen didn't know a thing beyond the patch of land on which they lived much less about the universe Never mind that how the Bible says we should behave is quite obsessively, oppressing me... Never mind those scientists who look at evidence - the answers are in Genesis and what it says about the universe Like a ruuu-ude sales...man... omm... Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind Nothing's gonna change my mind Like a ruuu-ude sales...man Like a ruuu-ude sales...man Like a ruuu-ude sales...man Like a ruuu-ude sales...man

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Unused verses:

Never mind that what the Bible says we should believe
is mostly either horrible or simply wrong about the universe