All for Layta

• parody of of "All for Leyna" by Billy Joel
• written in the mid-to-late 1980s

We
Went out to eat
Ordered too much
She didn't tell me there was
Lots
How can a man
Eat any more?

She
Gave me a knife
And then a fork
What will it take until she
Stops
Kidding herself
And wasting my time

CHORUS:

Whoaa...

I don't want any more food, cause I'm saving it all for later

I use a microwave too, it's in the room down the hall for later

I won't eat anything new, you're driving me up the wall for later

She
Had a big mac
With everything on
Eating that all-beef patty
Made
With industrial waste
And a sesame bun

We
Sat down to eat
And have a good time
But when I saw the plastic
Meat
Quick as a wink
I changed my mind

(CHORUS)

MIDDLE 8:

I

Feel like a fool

I'm losing some weight

Making my doctor lose his mind

I don't wanna eat

I just wanna sleep

Can't I save it for later one more time...

Now
I'm in my room
Reading a book
"How to Get Fat in 30
Days"
By someone called
Elizabeth Taylor

So
Read in the dark
With the radio on
So I can't hear my mother saying
"You!
Look very thin --
Please eat some more."

(CHORUS)