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==Specs==
==Specs==
* '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Ag Pleez Deddy}}" by Jeremy Taylor ([https://genius.com/Jeremy-taylor-ag-pleez-deddy-lyrics lyrics])
* '''parody of''': "{{l/wp|Ag Pleez Deddy}}" by Jeremy Taylor ([https://genius.com/Jeremy-taylor-ag-pleez-deddy-lyrics lyrics])
* '''context''': imagine this being sung by Elon to DT (in a South African accent)
==Words==
==Words==
<poem>
<poem>
Ag pleez Elon, won't you balance up the budget?
Ag pleez Donny, can we balance up the budget?
We wanna give more money to billionaires.
I wanna give more money to billionaires.
We'll cut off handout benefits and privatize the Post Office
We'll cut off handout benefits and privatize the Post Office
and then we'll blame our poverty on everyone but us.
and then we'll blame the poverty on everybody else.


: ''chorus''
: ''chorus''
: Big trucks, firearms,
: Starlink, cybertrucks,
: play-acting life on farms
: soon I'll have a trillion bucks
:  
: boring tunnels under the Vegas strip
: Ag Elon, liberty, freedom from reality,
: Ag, Donnie, how I missed
: family values, right to life and  
: (something) white supremacist
: ...
 
Ag pleez Donny, can't we let in the immigrants?
I need to hire more workers on H1-B.
We'll bring them in from India --
they cost less than Americans
and if they complain, they have to go back home.
</poem>
</poem>

Latest revision as of 02:24, 13 January 2025

Specs

  • parody of: "Ag Pleez Deddy" by Jeremy Taylor (lyrics)
  • context: imagine this being sung by Elon to DT (in a South African accent)

Words

Ag pleez Donny, can we balance up the budget?
I wanna give more money to billionaires.
We'll cut off handout benefits and privatize the Post Office
and then we'll blame the poverty on everybody else.

chorus
Starlink, cybertrucks,
soon I'll have a trillion bucks
boring tunnels under the Vegas strip
Ag, Donnie, how I missed
(something) white supremacist
...

Ag pleez Donny, can't we let in the immigrants?
I need to hire more workers on H1-B.
We'll bring them in from India --
they cost less than Americans
and if they complain, they have to go back home.