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see also: [[/MoG]] | see also: [[/MoG]] | ||
==Radar Lunch== | |||
''actually wrote this years ago, surprised to not find it here'' | |||
<poem> | |||
When I get hungry and I need something to munch | |||
She takes a frozen meal and heats it up a bunch | |||
We don't need an oven at all! | |||
We... got a thing... that's called... radar lunch... | |||
</poem> | |||
==Harper Valley ISP== | |||
''originally posted [https://toot.cat/@woozle/4000319 here]'' | |||
<poem> | |||
Well the note said "Mrs. Johnson, you're pullin' down data way too fast | |||
It's reported you've been doin' lots of super-hi-def homebrew multicast | |||
And we don't believe you oughta be a-usin' insecure technology." | |||
And it was signed yours sincerely from the Harper Valley ISP | |||
</poem> | |||
==Morning Is Busted== | ==Morning Is Busted== | ||
<poem> | <poem> | ||
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Pray I don't blow somethin' up | Pray I don't blow somethin' up | ||
Pray there ain't flames goin' up in the night. | Pray there ain't flames goin' up in the night. | ||
</poem> | |||
==Mister Spam Man== | ==Mister Spam Man== | ||
<poem> | <poem> | ||
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So cook up your greatest scheme -- | So cook up your greatest scheme -- | ||
Mister Spam Man, sell me a dream! | Mister Spam Man, sell me a dream! | ||
</poem> | </poem> | ||
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:'''Spam'''! in the place where you work (file as junk) | :'''Spam'''! in the place where you work (file as junk) | ||
:Think about vacations in the sunny Bahamas, with | :Think about vacations in the sunny Bahamas, with | ||
:'''Spam'''! in the place where you live ( | :'''Spam'''! in the place where you live (empty trash) | ||
:Get a lower mortgage rate and wonder why you hadn't before | :Get a lower mortgage rate and wonder why you hadn't before | ||
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And a Vulcan feels no pain | And a Vulcan feels no pain | ||
On the starship Enterprise. | On the starship Enterprise. | ||
</poem> | </poem> | ||
==Misc.== | ==Misc.== | ||
Latest revision as of 15:27, 3 November 2023
see also: /MoG
Radar Lunch
actually wrote this years ago, surprised to not find it here
When I get hungry and I need something to munch
She takes a frozen meal and heats it up a bunch
We don't need an oven at all!
We... got a thing... that's called... radar lunch...
Harper Valley ISP
originally posted here
Well the note said "Mrs. Johnson, you're pullin' down data way too fast
It's reported you've been doin' lots of super-hi-def homebrew multicast
And we don't believe you oughta be a-usin' insecure technology."
And it was signed yours sincerely from the Harper Valley ISP
Morning Is Busted
Morning is busted -- and I ain't fixin' it
I cain't be trusted to get it right.
Pray it's in one piece
Pray I don't blow somethin' up
Pray there ain't flames goin' up in the night.
Mister Spam Man
Mister Spam Man -- sell me a scheme
Make me the heir of a Nigerian queen
[...]
And tell me that my mounting debt is over
Mister Spam Man -- give me a loan
For only $50, a million I'll own
So cook up your greatest scheme --
Mister Spam Man, sell me a dream!
D'Oh, A Goof
to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"
D'oh! - a goof, a major goof
Yay. - an apathetic cry
Gee... - I say, not quite a curse
Blah - a word without much fun
So... - I don't know what to say
Umm... - a grunt to follow "so"
See... - another ploy for time
And that brings us back to...
Take a Nap on Me
a song for Pip
- If I'm trying to work
- And you know my lap is free
- Though I'm quite busy
- Take a nap on me
- If you lay your furry head
- So it's in the way
- Then you'll be very sure
- Nothing's done today
Be a Man
With all the spots of an aging liver
With all the grace of a drunk baboon
With all the sense of a roaring fire
Incisive as the sharp side of a spoon
With all the charm of a raging lawyer
The Microbe Swims Tonight
This part written 2008-05-04
- In the culture, the germ cell culture, the microbe swims tonight
- In the culture, the active culture, the microbe swims tonight
- (chorus) Amoeba-weh, amoeba-weh...
L-Y (real-life version)
This part written 2006-10-23
- You're driving I-85
- When you see your exit arrive
- How do you change lanes as it goes by?
- Dangerously... dangerously... dangerous, L-Y.
Spam in the Place Where You Are
This part written 2005-07-25
- Spam! in the place where you work (file as junk)
- Think about vacations in the sunny Bahamas, with
- Spam! in the place where you live (empty trash)
- Get a lower mortgage rate and wonder why you hadn't before
I Am Mr. Spock
- parody of: I Am a Rock
On a planet dark and [...]
I have my phaser
And my nerve-pinch to protect me
I am shielded with my force-field
I do not feel emotion
There is none in my brain
Its utter lack of logic I disdain
CHORUS:
I'm Mister Spock
I am a Vuuu...lcan
And a Vulcan feels no pain
On the starship Enterprise.