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* '''Parody of''': [[wikipedia:Real Love (Beatles song)|"Real Love" by The Beatles]] | |||
This isn't as cutting as I'd like, but... (credit to [[htwiki:user:Harena|Harena]], a long-recovering Catholic, for the idea) | |||
==Lyrics== | |||
<poem> | |||
All my little faithful sheep | All my little faithful sheep | ||
Just close your minds and stay asleep | Just close your minds and stay asleep | ||
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What to believe | What to believe | ||
So they won't be alone | : So they won't be alone | ||
So they won't be alone | : So they won't be alone | ||
It's real myth | : It's real myth | ||
Yes it's really really real | : Yes it's really really real | ||
It's a real myth | : It's a real myth | ||
It's really really real | : It's really really real | ||
If you trust in God then you'll know | If you trust in God then you'll know | ||
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If you believe | If you believe | ||
So you won't be afraid | : So you won't be afraid | ||
So you won't be afraid | : So you won't be afraid | ||
It's real myth | : It's real myth | ||
It's really really real | : It's really really real | ||
It's a real myth | : It's a real myth | ||
It's really really real | : It's really really real | ||
If the cracker really is God | If the cracker really is God | ||
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Than what you believe | Than what you believe | ||
So they won't have to think | : So they won't have to think | ||
So they won't have to think | : So they won't have to think | ||
It's real myth | : It's real myth | ||
It's really really real | : It's really really real | ||
Yes the real myth | : Yes the real myth | ||
It's really really real</ | : It's really really real | ||
</poem> | |||
Latest revision as of 12:44, 25 April 2022
- Parody of: "Real Love" by The Beatles
This isn't as cutting as I'd like, but... (credit to Harena, a long-recovering Catholic, for the idea)
Lyrics
All my little faithful sheep
Just close your minds and stay asleep
You don't need to know the truth
Just believe
Just like little girls and boys
Fighting with their little toys
The winner gets to tell everyone
What to believe
So they won't be alone
So they won't be alone
It's real myth
Yes it's really really real
It's a real myth
It's really really real
If you trust in God then you'll know
Exactly how your life will go
You'll be rich with magic ponies
If you believe
So you won't be afraid
So you won't be afraid
It's real myth
It's really really real
It's a real myth
It's really really real
If the cracker really is God
The death threats don't seem quite so odd
Human lives are less important
Than what you believe
So they won't have to think
So they won't have to think
It's real myth
It's really really real
Yes the real myth
It's really really real