Beauty and the Beast

Indicia

• parody of: Benny and the Jets (lyrics)
• subject: Beauty and the Beast (1987 TV series)

Words

How... did... those two get together?
They've got a strange connection, maybe something in the weather.
If one gets into trouble, the other one will soon be right along
and then you're gonna find out who's right and who's wrong!

Chorus
Whoa Catherine and Vincent, have you seen them yet?
So sad that she got phased out --
B-B-B-B-B-Beauty and the Beast
Oh they're so weird and they're wonderful - all New York City as a stage
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you know I saw it on a TV screen, whoa ho...
B-B-B-B-B-Beauty and the Beast

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How... did... the city work without them?
Once you see them in action, you'll never want to doubt them
When there's justice needed in the streets, they'll be around
You're gonna discover there's a whole new world underground

(Chorus)