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==Specs== | ==Specs== | ||
* [https://bikeshed.vibber.net/@brooke/112354344447911579 idea] by [https://bikeshed.vibber.net/@brooke Brooke Vibber] | * '''Parody of''' {{l/wp|Maxwell's Silver Hammer}} | ||
* | * '''[https://bikeshed.vibber.net/@brooke/112354344447911579 idea] by''' [https://bikeshed.vibber.net/@brooke Brooke Vibber] | ||
* '''First posted''' on TootCat: [https://toot.cat/@woozle/112354612510834096 verse 1], [https://toot.cat/@woozle/112354773897056438 verse 2], [https://toot.cat/@woozle/112354896607193295 verse 3] | |||
==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:42, 29 April 2024
Specs
- Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer
- idea by Brooke Vibber
- First posted on TootCat: verse 1, verse 2, verse 3
Lyrics
Joan was quizzical
studying a physical
science course online
Late nights all alone with a laptop,
ohh... uh-oh oh...
Ran experiments
Testing all the variants
Noticed something odd
"Where oh where did all the entropy go?", uh-oh oh...
But as she's calibrating the dials
it comes into her head --
Bang bang Maxwell's silver dæmon gives heat and cold for free!
Bang bang Maxwell's silver dæmon reduces entropy!
Back in school again,
entropy's the rule again --
teacher gets annoyed:
"You know you can't make hot and cold air for free, ee-ee-ee."
James Clerk Maxawell
tells them all to go to hell
draws a pentagram
summoning a friendly imp from below,
ut-oh oh.
But as the final corner is drawn,
the "find out" phase arrives --
Bang bang Maxwell's silver dæmon
throws time into reverse
Bang bang Maxwell's silver dæmon
destroys the universe.
Outside space and time,
cosmic watchers draw a line --
must contain this mess.
No-one wants to have to reboot this show, uh-oh oh.
Joan and James appear
(...wait, how did those two get here?
No-one seems to know.)
Joan suggests a plan, and James makes it go, oh-oh oh...
And as he turns the power-switch on,
reality does a slide --
Bang bang, Maxwell's silver dæmon is banished -- free and clear!
Bang bang, Maxwell's silver dæmon
was just an abstract idea, whoa-whoa...