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(Created page with "* '''parodies of''': the theme song from ''DuckTales'' ==DuckTape== <poem> ''DuckTape!'' (woo-oo!) Everybody's fixing things with ''DuckTape!'' It's what holds the world together... </poem> ''(See also: [https://toot.cat/@woozle/109812759040922783 first post]; [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2l-F1ElJMc someone else's filk])'' ==DrugSales== <poem> ''Drug Sales!'' (woo-oo!) Driving up the prices for those ''Drug Sales!'' (woo-oo!) Everything is profit margin -- ''Drug S...") |
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''Truck Scales!'' (woo-oo!) | ''Truck Scales!'' (woo-oo!) | ||
Everybody's calibrating | |||
Everybody's activating | |||
</poem> | |||
==CockTails== | |||
<poem> | |||
''CockTails!'' (woo-oo!) | |||
Everybody's mixing stuff in | |||
''CockTails!'' (woo-oo!) | |||
Lots of diffrent recipes for | |||
''CockTails!'' (woo-oo!) | |||
Often used for celebrating -- | |||
''CockTails!'' (woo-oo!) | |||
</poem> | |||
==Lunch Pails== | |||
<poem> | |||
''Lunch Pails!'' (woo-oo!) | |||
Everybody's packing food in | |||
''Lunch Pails!'' (woo-oo!) | |||
Sandwiches and bags of chips in | |||
''Lunch Pails!'' (woo-oo!) | |||
Salad greens and salad dips in | |||
''Lunch Pails!'' (woo-oo!) | |||
:You're working weekends | |||
:The café's closed up! | |||
:You need to eat | |||
:or your brain goes toes-up! | |||
:What to do? Just pack your meals in... | |||
</poem> | |||
==Drunk Snails== | |||
<poem> | |||
''Drunk Snails!'' (woo-oo!) | |||
Leaving slime in sloppy shapes, that's | |||
''Drunk Snails!'' (woo-oo!) | |||
If this were a driving test, you'd | |||
''Flunk, Snails!'' (woo-oo!) | |||
</poem> | |||
==Junk Mail== | |||
<poem> | |||
''Junk Mail!'' (woo-oo!) | |||
Every day, it's aggravating | |||
''Junk Mail!'' (woo-oo!) | |||
Constantly, it's inundating | |||
''Junk Mail!'' (woo-oo!) | |||
</poem> | </poem> | ||
Latest revision as of 00:17, 9 March 2023
- parodies of: the theme song from DuckTales
DuckTape
DuckTape! (woo-oo!)
Everybody's fixing things with
DuckTape!
It's what holds the world together...
(See also: first post; someone else's filk)
DrugSales
Drug Sales! (woo-oo!)
Driving up the prices for those
Drug Sales! (woo-oo!)
Everything is profit margin --
Drug Sales (woo-oo!)
Some people need it,
can't do without it!
Price too high? Nothing
you can do about it!
What to do? Just invest in those...
Drug Sales! (woo-oo!)
Who cares if some people die? That's
Shrug Sales! (woo-oo!)
Don't you dare to regulate our
Thug Sales! (woo-oo!)
Time to buy another yacht with
Drug Sales! (woo-oo!)
Everybody's salivating
Watch those profits elevating
Drug Sales!
(See also: first post)
Truck Scales
Truck Scales! (woo-oo!)
Find how much your cargo weighs on
Truck Scales! (woo-oo!)
Need to know what tax to pay
Truck Scales! (woo-oo!)
Every 18-wheeler stops at
Truck Scales! (woo-oo!)
Everybody's calibrating
Everybody's activating
CockTails
CockTails! (woo-oo!)
Everybody's mixing stuff in
CockTails! (woo-oo!)
Lots of diffrent recipes for
CockTails! (woo-oo!)
Often used for celebrating --
CockTails! (woo-oo!)
Lunch Pails
Lunch Pails! (woo-oo!)
Everybody's packing food in
Lunch Pails! (woo-oo!)
Sandwiches and bags of chips in
Lunch Pails! (woo-oo!)
Salad greens and salad dips in
Lunch Pails! (woo-oo!)
You're working weekends
The café's closed up!
You need to eat
or your brain goes toes-up!
What to do? Just pack your meals in...
Drunk Snails
Drunk Snails! (woo-oo!)
Leaving slime in sloppy shapes, that's
Drunk Snails! (woo-oo!)
If this were a driving test, you'd
Flunk, Snails! (woo-oo!)
Junk Mail
Junk Mail! (woo-oo!)
Every day, it's aggravating
Junk Mail! (woo-oo!)
Constantly, it's inundating
Junk Mail! (woo-oo!)