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* '''parody of''' {{l/wp|Across the Universe}} | |||
* '''''for''' {{l/ip|Ken Ham}}'' who, when [[wikipedia:Bill Nye–Ken Ham debate|asked]] what might change his mind, replied "nothing". | |||
* '''video''': [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juK63X6krvA YouTube] | |||
<poem> | <poem> | ||
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Facts are flowing out like endless rain 'cause I just make them up | Facts are flowing out like endless rain 'cause I just make them up | ||
I blither wildly as I make my claims about the universe | I blither wildly as I make my claims about the universe | ||
Tiny shards of broken logic fall to pieces all around me -- | Tiny shards of broken logic fall to pieces all around me -- | ||
Frightening, not enlightening me... | |||
: Like a | : Like a ruuu-ude sales...man... omm... | ||
: Nothing's gonna change my mind | : Nothing's gonna change my mind | ||
: Nothing's gonna change my mind | : Nothing's gonna change my mind | ||
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And so I say whatever comes to mind about the universe | And so I say whatever comes to mind about the universe | ||
Fools will follow anyone who tells them they're superior | [https://plus.google.com/u/0/109429043900581551434/posts/Unkk5nydisj Fools will follow anyone who tells them they're superior] | ||
And | And so I tell them what they want to hear about the universe | ||
: Like a | : Like a ruuu-ude sales...man... omm... | ||
: Nothing's gonna change my mind | : Nothing's gonna change my mind | ||
: Nothing's gonna change my mind | : Nothing's gonna change my mind | ||
: Nothing's gonna change my mind | : Nothing's gonna change my mind | ||
: Nothing's gonna change my mind | : Nothing's gonna change my mind | ||
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Never mind that bronze-age herdsmen didn't know a thing | Never mind that bronze-age herdsmen didn't know a thing | ||
beyond the patch of land on which they lived | beyond the patch of land on which they lived | ||
much less about the universe | much less about the universe | ||
Never mind that | Never mind that how the Bible says we should behave | ||
is | is quite obsessively, oppressing me... | ||
Never mind | Never mind those scientists who look at evidence - the answers | ||
are in Genesis and what it says about the universe | are in Genesis and what it says about the universe | ||
: Like a | : Like a ruuu-ude sales...man... omm... | ||
: Nothing's gonna change my mind | : Nothing's gonna change my mind | ||
: Nothing's gonna change my mind | : Nothing's gonna change my mind | ||
: Nothing's gonna change my mind | : Nothing's gonna change my mind | ||
: Nothing's gonna change my mind | : Nothing's gonna change my mind | ||
: Like a ruuu-ude sales...man | |||
: Like a ruuu-ude sales...man | |||
: Like a ruuu-ude sales...man | |||
: Like a ruuu-ude sales...man | |||
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</poem> | </poem> | ||
Latest revision as of 13:27, 22 April 2022
- parody of Across the Universe
- for Ken Ham who, when asked what might change his mind, replied "nothing".
- video: YouTube
Facts are flowing out like endless rain 'cause I just make them up |
Never mind that bronze-age herdsmen didn't know a thing |
Unused verses:
Never mind that what the Bible says we should believe
is mostly either horrible or simply wrong about the universe