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==White Room at Tanagra== | |||
([[wikipedia:Darmok|this]] is just [http://en.memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Tamarian_language something] that needed to be written...) | ([[wikipedia:Darmok|this]] is just [http://en.memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Tamarian_language something] that needed to be written...) | ||
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</poem> | </poem> | ||
==D'Oh, A Goof== | |||
''to the tune of "Doe, a Deer" | ''to the tune of "Doe, a Deer" | ||
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</poem> | </poem> | ||
==Take a Nap on Me== | |||
''a song for Pip'' | ''a song for Pip'' | ||
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:Then you'll be very sure | :Then you'll be very sure | ||
:Nothing's done today | :Nothing's done today | ||
==Be a Man== | |||
<poem> | <poem> | ||
With all the spots of an aging liver | With all the spots of an aging liver | ||
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With all the charm of a raging lawyer | With all the charm of a raging lawyer | ||
</poem> | </poem> | ||
==The Microbe Swims Tonight== | |||
''This part written 2008-05-04'' | ''This part written 2008-05-04'' | ||
:In the culture, the germ cell culture, the microbe swims tonight | :In the culture, the germ cell culture, the microbe swims tonight | ||
:In the culture, the active culture, the microbe swims tonight | :In the culture, the active culture, the microbe swims tonight | ||
: (chorus) ''Amoeba-weh, amoeba-weh...'' | : (chorus) ''Amoeba-weh, amoeba-weh...'' | ||
==L-Y (real-life version)== | |||
''This part written 2006-10-23'' | ''This part written 2006-10-23'' | ||
:You're driving I-85 | :You're driving I-85 | ||
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:How do you change lanes as it goes by? | :How do you change lanes as it goes by? | ||
:''Dangerously... dangerously... dangerous'', '''L-Y'''. | :''Dangerously... dangerously... dangerous'', '''L-Y'''. | ||
==Spam in the Place Where You Are== | |||
''This part written 2005-07-25'' | ''This part written 2005-07-25'' | ||
:'''Spam'''! in the place where you work (file as junk) | :'''Spam'''! in the place where you work (file as junk) | ||
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:'''Spam'''! in the place where you live (emtpy trash) | :'''Spam'''! in the place where you live (emtpy trash) | ||
:Get a lower mortgage rate and wonder why you hadn't before | :Get a lower mortgage rate and wonder why you hadn't before | ||
==I Am Mr. Spock== | |||
* '''parody of''': {{l/wp|I Am a Rock}} | |||
<poem> | |||
On a planet dark and [...] | |||
I have my phaser | |||
And my nerve-pinch to protect me | |||
I am shielded with my force-field | |||
I do not feel emotion | |||
There is none in my brain | |||
Its utter lack of logic I disdain | |||
CHORUS: | |||
I'm Mister Spock | |||
I am a Vuuu...lcan | |||
And a Vulcan feels no pain | |||
On the starship Enterprise. | |||
</poem> | |||
Revision as of 02:03, 30 January 2016
see also: /MoG
White Room at Tanagra
(this is just something that needed to be written...)
Darmok and Jalad
On the ocean
In the winter
On the ocean
In the winter
At Tanagra
Kiteo,
His eyes closed
His face black
Temba
His arms open
Sails unfurled
Shaka
When the walls fell
In your dark eyes
(chorus)
I don't... understand... what you're try...ing to say
I get... all the words... but the sen..ten..ces.... don't make sense.
D'Oh, A Goof
to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"
D'oh! - a goof, a major goof
Yay. - an apathetic cry
Gee... - I say, not quite a curse
Blah - a word without much fun
So... - I don't know what to say
Umm... - a grunt to follow "so"
See... - another ploy for time
And that brings us back to...
Take a Nap on Me
a song for Pip
- If I'm trying to work
- And you know my lap is free
- Though I'm quite busy
- Take a nap on me
- If you lay your furry head
- So it's in the way
- Then you'll be very sure
- Nothing's done today
Be a Man
With all the spots of an aging liver
With all the grace of a drunk baboon
With all the sense of a roaring fire
Incisive as the sharp side of a spoon
With all the charm of a raging lawyer
The Microbe Swims Tonight
This part written 2008-05-04
- In the culture, the germ cell culture, the microbe swims tonight
- In the culture, the active culture, the microbe swims tonight
- (chorus) Amoeba-weh, amoeba-weh...
L-Y (real-life version)
This part written 2006-10-23
- You're driving I-85
- When you see your exit arrive
- How do you change lanes as it goes by?
- Dangerously... dangerously... dangerous, L-Y.
Spam in the Place Where You Are
This part written 2005-07-25
- Spam! in the place where you work (file as junk)
- Think about vacations in the sunny Bahamas, with
- Spam! in the place where you live (emtpy trash)
- Get a lower mortgage rate and wonder why you hadn't before
I Am Mr. Spock
- parody of: I Am a Rock
On a planet dark and [...]
I have my phaser
And my nerve-pinch to protect me
I am shielded with my force-field
I do not feel emotion
There is none in my brain
Its utter lack of logic I disdain
CHORUS:
I'm Mister Spock
I am a Vuuu...lcan
And a Vulcan feels no pain
On the starship Enterprise.