All for Layta

sung to the tune of "All for Leyna" by Billy Joel

We
Went out to eat
Ordered too much
She didn't tell me there was
Lots
How can a man
Eat any more?

She
Gave me a knife
And then a fork
What will it take until she
Stops
Kidding herself
And wasting my time

CHORUS:

Whoaa...

I don't want any more food, cause I'm saving it all for later

I use a microwave too, it's in the room down the hall for later

I won't eat anything new, you're driving me up the wall for later

She
Had a big mac
With everything on
Eating that all-beef patty
Made
With industrial waste
And a sesame bun

We
Sat down to eat
And have a good time
But when I saw the plastic
Meat
Quick as a wink
I changed my mind

(CHORUS)

MIDDLE 8:

I

Feel like a fool

I'm losing some weight

Making my doctor lose his mind

I don't wanna eat

I just wanna sleep

Can't I save it for later one more time...

Now
I'm in my room
Reading a book
"How to Get Fat in 30
Days"
By someone called
Elizabeth Taylor

So
Read in the dark
With the radio on
So I can't hear my mother saying
"You!
Look very thin --
Please eat some more."

(CHORUS)