Unfinished/parodies

White Room at Tanagra

(No specific lyrics yet; this is just something that needs to be written...)

Gray Christmas

I'm looking at a gray Christmas
Not like the ones we used to know
When the globe is warming
There'll be no snow forming
Just a winter mix to make the traffic slow

I'm looking at a gray Christmas
Not like the ones we used to know
Now the climate's changing
It's re-arranging
The jet stream, and what happens down below

I'm looking at a gray Christmas
Without a flake of snow in sight
May you enjoy December
As you remember
When all your Christmases were white.

D'Oh, A Goof

to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"

D'oh! - a goof, a major goof
Yay. - an apathetic cry
Gee... - I say, not quite a curse
Blah - a word without much fun
So... - I don't know what to say
Umm... - a grunt to follow "so"
See... - another ploy for time
And that brings us back to...

Take a Nap on Me

a song for Pip

If I'm trying to work

And you know my lap is free

Though I'm quite busy

Take a nap on me

If you lay your furry head

So it's in the way

Then you'll be very sure

Nothing's done today

Be a Man

With all the spots of an aging liver
With all the grace of a drunk baboon
With all the sense of a roaring fire
Incisive as the sharp side of a spoon

With all the charm of a raging lawyer