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(New page: category:satire {{datecat|2011-06-16}} Chorus: :I love the TSA :Yes I love the TSA :What would I do with all those rights anyway? :Oh I love the TSA Semi-chorus: ::I love it when they...) |
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:I love the TSA | :I love the TSA | ||
:Yes I love the TSA | :Yes I love the TSA | ||
:What would I do with all those rights anyway? | :What would I do with all those rights anyway? | ||
:Oh I love the TSA | :Oh I love the TSA | ||
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::I love it when they look at my shoes | ::I love it when they look at my shoes | ||
::So they can check them over closely for clues | ::(So they can) check them over closely for clues | ||
::That | ::That they're lovingly crafted with explosive glues | ||
::That's why I love it when they look at my shoes. | ::(That's why) I love it when they look at my shoes. | ||
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:::Their cute Gestapo uniforms are... so adorable | : D . A . D . D . | ||
:::Their peremptory instructions are | : G . G . D . D . | ||
::: | : G . E7. D . B . | ||
::: | : Em. A . D . A . | ||
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:::(Their) cute Gestapo uniforms are... so adorable | |||
:::(Their) peremptory instructions are clearly not ignorable | |||
:::Their authoritarian glower's indescribably photogenic | |||
:::Their scanner's radiation's only slightly carcinogenic | |||
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: Em. Em. A . A . | |||
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::Any terrorist they'll spot with one glance | |||
::If one should happen by just by chance | ::If one should happen by just by chance | ||
::Officer, come quick -- I think there's one in my pants | ::Officer, come quick -- I think there's one in my pants | ||
::Grab it quick before it gets away | ::Grab it quick before it gets away | ||
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: G . G . D . D . | |||
: G . E7. D . B . | |||
: Em. Em. A . A . | |||
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: I love the TSA | : I love the TSA | ||
: I love being detained every day | : I love being detained every day | ||
: They're only following orders, so that makes it okay | : They're only following orders, so that makes it okay | ||
: Oh I love the TSA | : Oh I love the TSA | ||
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: Em. A . D . A . | |||
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:: Now we should never ever let it be said | :: Now we should never ever let it be said | ||
:: That | :: (That all that) power ever goes to their head | ||
:: 'Cause who wants freedom when there's fear to be spread? | :: 'Cause who wants freedom when there's fear to be spread? | ||
:: Give up your rights before they take them away! | :: (Give up your) rights before they take them away! | ||
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:: I'm their biggest fan, as you can see | :: I'm their biggest fan, as you can see | ||
:: Our relationship was fated to be | :: Our relationship was fated to be | ||
:: They put their hands inside my shirt and really got a hold on me | :: They put their hands inside my shirt and really got a hold on me | ||
:: The skies get friendlier every day. | :: The skies get friendlier every day. | ||
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: I love the TSA | : I love the TSA | ||
: I hope nobody takes them away | : I hope nobody takes them away | ||
: They keep us safe from soda cans and bottled chardonnay | : They keep us safe from soda cans and bottled chardonnay | ||
: Yes I love the TSA | : Yes I love the TSA | ||
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::: you know they're really only | : D . A . D . D . | ||
::: by keeping us from | : G . G . D . D . | ||
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::: you know they're really only just protecting our lives | |||
::: by keeping us away from knitting needles and plastic knives | |||
::: if you're thinking nasty thoughts towards them, you should be embarrarrassed | ::: if you're thinking nasty thoughts towards them, you should be embarrarrassed | ||
::: and if you're singing this song, that only proves that you're a terrorist | ::: and if you're singing this song, that only proves that you're a terrorist | ||
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:: | : D . D . D . D . | ||
:: Or say something that | : A . A . A . A . | ||
:: For your own good, they might decide to take you away | : D . D . D . D . | ||
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: I love the TSA | |||
: Yes I love the TSA | |||
: Their vision is clear, because it goes all the way | |||
: Yes I love the TSA | |||
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:: (Just re)member this one thing before you make a remark | |||
:: (Or) say something that maybe might be taken for snark | |||
:: (For) your own good, they might decide to take you away | |||
:: (and) your next layover stop will be Guantanamo Bay | |||
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: I love the TSA | : I love the TSA | ||
: Yes I love the TSA | : Yes I love the TSA | ||
: What would I do with all those rights anyway? | : What would I do with all those rights anyway? | ||
: Oh I love the TSA | : Oh I love the TSA | ||
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Revision as of 21:59, 16 June 2011
- written: 2011-06-16
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