- parody of: "Proud Mary"
This could probably use some more on-target trolling jargon.
Got it good in mother's basement
Workin' all the nets every night and day
And I never lost one minute of sleepin'
Worryin' bout the lives that I might have wrecked
Dogpiles a-keep on formin'
Swatters a-keep on callin'
Trollin' on the network.
Doxxed a lotta dweebs from 8chan
Punked a lotta lolcows from kiwi farms
But I never saw
the fun side of the social
till I hitched a ride on the freeze-peach train