Stand By Your Brands

• parody of Stand By Your Man

Lyrics

Sometimes it's hard to make a profit
Even with a diverse portfolio
The market takes losses
Fund managers take gains
Doing things that you don't understand.

Stand by your brands
Give them all your speculation
And room for business expansion
When the market is contracting
Stand by your brands
Tell the world they're a sound investment
So you can get out while you still can.