Sacred Asian Man

a probably-inaccurate song about the Dalai Lama

• History:
  • 2016-02-16 title idea noted down in Unfinished/parodies
  • 2017-05-05 "They've given you a ringer / and taken away your claim."
  • 2023-11-03 idea for verse; moved to this page

Lyric

There's a man who many see as holy
But the government he's under is control-y
They've got his avatar
Now he can't get too far
Odds are he won't live to reincarnate.

(Chorus)
Sacred Asian Man!
Sacred Asian Man!
They've given you a ringer
And taken away your claim.