Expository National Anthem

• parody of: The Star-Spangled Banner

This was kind of inspired by an old joke whose punchline goes "and the Americanos, my uncle -- they are so friendly! Before they started the game, everyone stood up and asked 'José, can you see?'".

Lyrics

Oh say can you see
Are we standing too tall?
We'll sit down if you want
After we're done with this song.

It's the national anthem
We sing it all the time
Or anyway at
Every sporting event

Oh say are you tired yet
Of us blocking your view?
Well there's just one more line
And we're singing it now.