Convince All My Friends
- Parody of With a Little Help from My Friends
What would you do if I made something up?
Would you stand up and point out I'm wrong?
Turn off your mind and I'll spin you a tale
and I know your attention's not long.
Oh I'm gonna try to convince all my friends
Oh I get high when I convince all my friends
Yes I get by without any evidence
Do you need... any data?
I just need stuff that sounds good.
Will you look... for some later?
I look for stuff that sounds good.
Would you believe that 5G kills on sight?
Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time.