Our own... community... standards... Mean that you can't choose your name It must be the same... Our own... community... standards... We're sorry if the users object We still are correct Everyone knows that a pseudonym Chosen on a whim Makes a network grim If you need a pseudo, Then change your name to "Jane Doe". Everyone who is pseudonymous Is a threat to us Nothing to discuss. If a 'nym is your plan, You'll turn us into 4chan. Don't be a stranger, Tough luck if you're in danger. Reach out, get banned. Our own... community... standards... Tell us who's okay and who's not It's all that we've got Our own... community... standards... It's the only way that we can tell Who'll drool for the bell Feeling alone 'cuz you can't conform To the social norm In your college dorm Don't go logging on here We don't think you belong here If the name that you use in our registry Is not what we see On your state ID We know you're just a housepet And you deserve what you get We don't like a mystery We want your credit history Please be realistic - You're a marketing statistic. Bring us all the traffic In your market demographic Reach out, get banned.
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Our own... community... standards... Join us here and bring your friends The fun never ends Our own... community... standards... All except the ones we don't like
If you get suspended You shouldn't have pretended.
Civility is our main concern
Behavior doesn't matter We want your wallet on a platter