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Keep a straight face on your face
As you're making up your lies
Keep inventing facts so fast
That no-one has time... to analyze

'cause there's always time for one more wingnut in the room -- to capture
idiots who watch Fox News

Put yourself behind that screen
Make up any facts you want
Get an instant college degree
And brandish it... with loving care

Just surround yourself with yourself
Make sure there's no argument
Just remember that the goal
Is for us all to capture
All we want

'cause there's always time for one more wingnut in the room -- to capture
idiots who watch Fox News
idjit, idjit, idjit, idjit, idjit, idjit, idjit (I give up)
idjit, idjit, idjit, idjit, idjit, idjit, idjit (I give up)

(all we are saying... is give truth a chance)