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Parodies (mostly unfinished) of songs by MoG, some of which can be found here.

Scratch My Butt

I glance through my neighbor's window
It's about two feet from mine
If I ever have to live in a real house
[...]

I scratch my butt --

One brother, he's a night watchman
And my other brother watches TV
My third brother watches the ceiling
But that stuff don't interest me

Captain Picard

I glance through the ready room window
A giant cube's trying to slice us in two
The warp drive is overloading
And I'm supposed to know what to do

I'm Captain Picard -- I give all the orders
Captain Picard, better make it so
Captain Picard -- you're on my away team, baybeh
I'm the one that says where we go
I'm Captain Picard.

One crewman, he's a warrior
The councelor has ESP
One crewman, he's a computer
But they all have to listen to me

I'm Captain Picard -- [...]
Captain Picard, [...]
Captain Picard -- that's not in my purview, baybeh

Mindless

She's known by countless spaces
Which are found inside her head
Her eyes tell of many places
The mall, the stylist, and bed

She leads me by my gonads
Her favorite soap is Caress
Her favorite perfume is Secret
She sprays it all over her dress

The ocean pays her homage
Her daddy pays her rent
And I pay her alimony
Until... my dough... is spent

Mindless is her beauty

Santa Claus

(parody of "Dracula")

When darkness falls this time of year
A strange man flies with eight reindeer

Construction Emotion

Eye closes upon a blown fuse
Our ceiling curls, black spots all around
Termites, eating my floor to the ground

The tan gent will co-sign my loan
You can see can't you I'm on the phone
My carpentry skills I will hone
And thirty years later I'll own

This is Your Drain Unplugged

This is your drain
This is your drain unplugged
This is your drain
This is your drain unplugged
This is your drain, I'm bailing in vain, I'm watching my kitchen flood.
This is your drain unplugged.
This is your drain unplugged.

This is your drain.
This is a snake
This is a f*cking snake
This is not your drain
This is a snake, my house is a lake, I feel like I'm being dunked.
This is your drain unplugged.
This is your drain unplugged.