Trolled Mary

• parody of: "Proud Mary"

This could probably use some more on-target trolling jargon.

Lyrics

Got it good in mother's basement
Workin' all the nets every night and day
And I never lost one minute of sleepin'
Worryin' bout the lives that I might have wrecked

Chorus:
Dogpiles a-keep on formin'
Swatters a-keep on callin'
Trollin'...
Trollin'...
Trollin' on the network.

Doxed a lotta dweebs on 4chan
Punked a lotta lolcows on kiwi farms
But I never saw
the fun side of the social
till I hitched a ride on the alt-right train

(chorus)