Real Myth

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This isn't as cutting as I'd like, but... (credit to Harena, a long-recovering Catholic, for the idea)

Lyrics

All my little faithful sheep
Just close your minds and stay asleep
You don't need to know the truth
Just believe

Just like little girls and boys
Fighting with their little toys
The winner gets to tell everyone
What to believe

So they won't be alone
So they won't be alone
It's real myth
Yes it's really really real
It's a real myth
It's really really real

If you trust in God then you'll know
Exactly how your life will go
You'll be rich with magic ponies
If you believe

So you won't be afraid
So you won't be afraid
It's real myth
It's really really real
It's a real myth
It's really really real

If the cracker really is God
The death threats don't seem quite so odd
Human lives are less important
Than what you believe

So they won't have to think
So they won't have to think
It's real myth
It's really really real
Yes the real myth
It's really really real