Real Myth

This isn't as cutting as I'd like, but... (credit to Harena, a long-recovering Catholic, for the idea)

All my little faithful sheep
Just close your minds and stay asleep
You don't need to know the truth
Just believe

Just like silly girls and boys
Fighting over silly toys
All they ever really wanted
Was to believe

So they won't be alone
So they won't be alone
It's real myth
Yes it's really really real
It's a real myth
It's really really real

If you just believe then you'll know
Exactly how your life will go
Wealth and magic ponies are yours
If you believe

So you won't be afraid
So you won't be afraid
(We made a) real myth
It's really really real
It's a real myth
It's really really real

If the cracker really is God
Death threats don't seem quite so odd
All they're really wanting to do
Is just believe

So they won't have to think
So they won't have to think
(About the) real myth
It's really really real
Yes the real myth
It's really really real