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'''Reporter:''' We are here on the beach where a deadly microscopic virus has just eaten 80,000 people. Mr. Virus, how do you feel?
'''Reporter:''' We are here on the beach where a deadly microscopic virus has just eaten 80,000 people. Mr. Virus, how do you feel?
'''Joe Walsh:''' Life's been good to me so far
{{fmt/breakin|Joe Walsh|Life's been good to me so far}}
'''Reporter:''' And how do you feel about plans to reopen businesses across the country?"
'''Reporter:''' And how do you feel about plans to reopen businesses across the country?"
'''KC & Sunshine Band''': That's the way (uh huh uh huh) I like it (uh huh uh huh)
{{fmt/breakin|KC & Sunshine Band|That's the way (uh huh uh huh) I like it (uh huh uh huh)}}
'''Reporter:''' Medical professionals everywhere say we need to be more vigilant in fighting your spread, What do you think?
'''Reporter:''' Medical professionals everywhere say we need to be more vigilant in fighting your spread, What do you think?
'''War''': Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends  
{{fmt/breakin|War|Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends}}
'''Reporter''': The Republican governor of South Georgissippi is making an announcement. Let's listen:
'''Reporter''': The Republican governor of South Georgissippi is making an announcement. Let's listen:
'''Sam Cooke''': Don't know much about history / don't know much biology / don't know much about a science book
{{fmt/breakin|Sam Cooke|Don't know much about history / don't know much biology / don't know much about a science book}}
'''Reporter''': Mr. Virus, what do you think of that?
'''Reporter''': Mr. Virus, what do you think of that?
'''Alanis Morisette''' You've already won me over...
{{fmt/breakin|Alanis Morisette|You've already won me over}}
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Revision as of 14:17, 23 May 2020

Script

Reporter: We are here on the beach where a deadly microscopic virus has just eaten 80,000 people. Mr. Virus, how do you feel?

Joe Walsh: ♪ Life's been good to me so far ♪

Reporter: And how do you feel about plans to reopen businesses across the country?"

KC & Sunshine Band: ♪ That's the way (uh huh uh huh) I like it (uh huh uh huh) ♪

Reporter: Medical professionals everywhere say we need to be more vigilant in fighting your spread, What do you think?

War: ♪ Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends ♪

Reporter: The Republican governor of South Georgissippi is making an announcement. Let's listen:

Sam Cooke: ♪ Don't know much about history / don't know much biology / don't know much about a science book ♪

Reporter: Mr. Virus, what do you think of that?

Alanis Morisette: ♪ You've already won me over ♪