Light a Fire

• Parody of "Light My Fire" by The Doors
• Parody written circa 1986

You know that it would be quite true
You know that I would be sincere
If I was to say to you
Girl it's cold as hell in here
Come on baby light a fire
Come on baby light a fire
Try not to set the house on fire

The time for central heat is through
I think the house may be mis-wired
The heater always blows a fuse
And our heating bill climbs ever higher
Come on baby light a fire
Come on baby light a fire
Try not to set the house on fire