I Love the TSA: Difference between revisions
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* '''Accolades''': [http://entequilaesverdad.blogspot.com/2011/07/happy-birthday-america.html En Tequila Es Verdad] | * '''Accolades''': [http://entequilaesverdad.blogspot.com/2011/07/happy-birthday-america.html En Tequila Es Verdad] | ||
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==Outro Monologue== | |||
''there's also an intro monologue somewhere...'' | |||
Now as I was writing this song I began to think and, well, maybe even hope – as in "got hope?" – that, you know, maybe someone in an air-traveling situation – or maybe even one of you here will be in an air-traveling situation yourself – and the next time you're in a situation like that, and you're in line in an airport, and the TSA agent comes up and asks whether you prefer being nuked or kneaded – you can sing "I Love the TSA" to them, and walk out. | |||
You know if one person, just ''one person'' does it. they may think he's a troublemaker, and they'll charge him with creating a nuisance, and put him on the no-fly list. | |||
And if two people – ''two'' people do it, in harmony – they may think they're both terrorists, and they'll arrest 'em both and hold 'em without charges for a week. | |||
But if three people do it – ''three'', can you imagine? – three people walking in, singing a bar of "I Love the TSA" and walking out – they may think it's an organization. | |||
And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said ''fifty people'' a ''day'' – walking in singing a bar of "I Love the TSA" and walking out? And friends, they may think it's a movement. And that's what it is – the I Love the TSA anti-mass-screening movement – and all you've got to do to join is sing the next time it comes 'round on the guitar. |
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Outro Monologue
there's also an intro monologue somewhere...
Now as I was writing this song I began to think and, well, maybe even hope – as in "got hope?" – that, you know, maybe someone in an air-traveling situation – or maybe even one of you here will be in an air-traveling situation yourself – and the next time you're in a situation like that, and you're in line in an airport, and the TSA agent comes up and asks whether you prefer being nuked or kneaded – you can sing "I Love the TSA" to them, and walk out.
You know if one person, just one person does it. they may think he's a troublemaker, and they'll charge him with creating a nuisance, and put him on the no-fly list.
And if two people – two people do it, in harmony – they may think they're both terrorists, and they'll arrest 'em both and hold 'em without charges for a week.
But if three people do it – three, can you imagine? – three people walking in, singing a bar of "I Love the TSA" and walking out – they may think it's an organization.
And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said fifty people a day – walking in singing a bar of "I Love the TSA" and walking out? And friends, they may think it's a movement. And that's what it is – the I Love the TSA anti-mass-screening movement – and all you've got to do to join is sing the next time it comes 'round on the guitar.