Huge Semi

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  • Parody of "Moonshadow" by Cat Stevens
  • Parody written late 1980s

chorus:

I'm being followed by a huge semi
Huge semi, huge semi
Gonna get flattened by a huge semi
Huge semi, huge semi

And if I ever lose my tires
If their warranty expires
Yes if I ever lose my tires
I won't have to steer no more

And if I ever lose my brakes
If Midas made some big mistakes
Yes if I ever lose my brakes
I won't have to stop no more.

(chorus)

I'm being followed by a huge semi
Huge semi, huge semi
An eighteen-wheeler, it's a huge semi
Huge semi, huge semi.

And if I ever lose my life
While driving on I-95
Yes if I ever lose my life
I won't pay no tolls no more

If I ever lose my clutch
Power steering, shocks and such
Yes if I ever lose my clutch
I'll have to buy a new one... (guitar riff)

bridge:

I tried to short-cut my way
Without a map in sight
Now if I can't find the highway
I'll be driving all night...

(chorus)