Good Mangled Starshine

• Parody of: "Good Morning Starshine"
• Based on: Star Trek, TV cartoons, newspaper comic strips

Lyrics

Verse 1:

Good morning, starship

We signal hello

You orbit above us

We beamed down below

Good morning, starship

Please keep your transporters online

for our landing team so we can... beam back aboard the Enterprise.

Chorus:

Scotty, Kirk and Sulu, Spock, Uhura, Chekov, done with budgets so low

Romulans and Klingons, Tholians and Tribbles, yes the make-up's so-so

Models made of cardboard, plots made out of cardboard,

But not as stupid as "Lost In Space".

Verse 2:

Good morning, cartoons

Our living room fills with your glow

My parents say you rot my brain out

I wonder how that can be so

Good morning, cartoons

You sparkle so cheerily

From my TV as I watch... your recycled comedy.

Chorus:

Yabba-dabba dooby, Scooby-Doo and Shaggy, Hanna-Barbara la la lo

Barney Betty Rubble, Wilma Fred and Pebbles, they're a stone-age family

Daffy and Bugs Bunny, Road Runner and Coyote

Saturday morning shows.

Bridge/Chorus

Can't you see meee.... watching TV, reading the comics, watching more TV...

Sunday TV's boring, only Big Blue Marble, but there's the funny pages.

Charlie Brown and Snoopy, Krazy Kat and Pogo

Sunday morning comic strips.

Notes

It's kind of not that funny, but I had to get it out of my system.