Don't Call the Doctor

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Specs

• Type: song with words
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• Stream: YouTube
• Posted: 2003.12.22

Comments

This one and Going Through the Motions were both written for female vocals. Didn't have any on hand, so had to use mine :-(. Will re-record when I have some available.

Lyrics

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Verse 1

Two weeks ago I saw you, I was feeling off my peak

I hope that you can help because my heart is growing weak

To get a good diagnosis, don't use that instrument on your shelf

Instead you need to look inside yourself...

Chorus 1

Don't call the doctor

I don’t need one more M.D. to write a prescription

To fix my chemistry; I just need a refill

Of your time and energy

Give it to me, give it to me...

Verse 2

In my analysis, our synthesis is taking much too long

I can’t dismiss a suspicion this hypothesis is wrong

You must grasp the subject firmly, and study her very well

Or the prize you get will simply be no belle...

Chorus 2

Don’t call the doctor

I don’t need a Ph.D. to write up a thesis

Arguing for our potency; just tell me your feelings

Let down your defense committee

Give it to me, give it to me...

Notes

• 2006-03-26 changed verse 2 line 3 from "You must grasp the concept firmly"
• 2012-01-27 Thought I had changed "your hypothesis" to "this hypothesis" ages ago, but apparently not; also new mix