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- Parody of "Levon" by Elton John
- Parody idea by Doug Senko in comments on Google+
Cliven's wounded pride is like a crown
He wears it for the media
Because he likes to blame
Other people for bringing him down.
Cliven, Cliven likes his cattle.
He owns a lot, they say.
They spend their days grazin'...
On protected land 'cross the motorway.
He was born supported by a farm
That depended on
Bargain grazing rights
On land maintained by Uncle Sam
Cliven's gonna demand his slice today...
And his name is Cliven
And he's really a good man
And his name is Cliven
Just ignore his secession plan.
And his name is Cliven
And he's really a good man
Cliven shall leech on!
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Cliven sells cartoon morality
He's got a lot of buyers
Cliven invents history all day
Stands on a stage attended by his squires
And Cliven, he only wants what's his --
Believes that's everything in sight.
Pick up a gun and defend it
Because who ever has the guns has the right.
And his name is Cliven
And he's really a good guy
And his name is Cliven
Wants his share of the American pie
And his name is Cliven
And he's really a good guy
Cliven shall leech on!
And his name is Cliven
And he's really a good man
And his name is Cliven
Never mind all his racist rants (whoo!)
And his name is Cliven
And he's really a good man
Cliven shall leech on!
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