About the Universe

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for Ken Ham

Facts are flowing out like endless rain 'cause I just make them up

I blither wildly as I make my claims about the universe

Tiny shards of broken logic fall to pieces all around me --
Frightening, not enlightening me...

Like a ruuu-ude sales...man... omm...
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind

My thoughts are tangled like a hopeless mess, I don't know what I mean
And so I say whatever comes to mind about the universe

Fools will follow anyone who tells them they're superior
And so I so I tell them what they want to hear about the universe

Like a ruuu-ude sales...man... omm...
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind


Never mind that bronze-age herdsmen didn't know a thing
beyond the patch of land on which they lived
much less about the universe

Never mind that how the Bible says we should behave
is quite obsessively, aggressively...

Never mind your scientists who look at evidence - my answers
are in Genesis and what it says about the universe

Like a ruuu-ude sales...man... omm...
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind

Like a ruuu-ude sales...man
Like a ruuu-ude sales...man
Like a ruuu-ude sales...man
Like a ruuu-ude sales...man


Unused verses:

Never mind that what the Bible says we should believe
is mostly either horrible or simply wrong about the universe