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* '''parody of''' {{l/wp|Across the Universe}}
* '''''for''' {{l/ip|Ken Ham}}'' who, when [[wikipedia:Bill Nye–Ken Ham debate|asked]] what might change his mind, replied "nothing".
* '''video''': [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juK63X6krvA YouTube]
<poem>
<poem>
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Facts are flowing out like endless rain 'cause I just make them up
Facts are flowing out like endless rain 'cause I just make them up
I blither wildly as I make my claims about the universe
I blither wildly as I make my claims about the universe


Tiny shards of broken logic fall to pieces all around me --
Tiny shards of broken logic fall to pieces all around me --
Reason kind of frightens me...
Frightening, not enlightening me...


: Like a caaa-arr sales...man... omm...
: Like a ruuu-ude sales...man... omm...
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
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And so I say whatever comes to mind about the universe
And so I say whatever comes to mind about the universe


Fools will follow anyone who tells them they're superior
[https://plus.google.com/u/0/109429043900581551434/posts/Unkk5nydisj Fools will follow anyone who tells them they're superior]
And so I so I tell them what they want to hear about the universe
And so I tell them what they want to hear about the universe


: Like a caaa-arr sales...man... omm...
: Like a ruuu-ude sales...man... omm...
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
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Never mind that bronze-age herdsmen didn't know a thing
Never mind that bronze-age herdsmen didn't know a thing
beyond the patch of land on which they lived
beyond the patch of land on which they lived
much less about the universe
much less about the universe


Never mind that what the Bible says we should believe
Never mind that how the Bible says we should behave
is mostly pretty horrible...
is quite obsessively, oppressing me...


Never mind your scientists who look at evidence - my answers
Never mind those scientists who look at evidence - the answers
are in Genesis and what it says about the universe
are in Genesis and what it says about the universe


: Like a caaa-arr sales...man... omm...
: Like a ruuu-ude sales...man... omm...
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Nothing's gonna change my mind
: Like a ruuu-ude sales...man
: Like a ruuu-ude sales...man
: Like a ruuu-ude sales...man
: Like a ruuu-ude sales...man
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</poem>
</poem>

Latest revision as of 13:27, 22 April 2022


Facts are flowing out like endless rain 'cause I just make them up
I blither wildly as I make my claims about the universe

Tiny shards of broken logic fall to pieces all around me --
Frightening, not enlightening me...

Like a ruuu-ude sales...man... omm...
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind

My thoughts are tangled like a hopeless mess, I don't know what I mean
And so I say whatever comes to mind about the universe

Fools will follow anyone who tells them they're superior
And so I tell them what they want to hear about the universe

Like a ruuu-ude sales...man... omm...
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind


Never mind that bronze-age herdsmen didn't know a thing
beyond the patch of land on which they lived
much less about the universe

Never mind that how the Bible says we should behave
is quite obsessively, oppressing me...

Never mind those scientists who look at evidence - the answers
are in Genesis and what it says about the universe

Like a ruuu-ude sales...man... omm...
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind
Nothing's gonna change my mind

Like a ruuu-ude sales...man
Like a ruuu-ude sales...man
Like a ruuu-ude sales...man
Like a ruuu-ude sales...man


Unused verses:

Never mind that what the Bible says we should believe
is mostly either horrible or simply wrong about the universe