I Am the Clueless
- parody of: "I Am the Walrus"
- orogins: This emerged from a discussion in which Adam Black suggested the idea of rewriting Sarah Palin's speeches as freeverse poetry. The main source for Palinisms is here.
<poem> I am here because like you I know that it is really now or never. See Donald run Cause he's the only one Who's willing to try. You betcha.
Looking around at all of you, All of you hardworking families Farm families, and teachers, Families and teamsters, Iowa families, teamsters and cops, and cooks.
I am the airhead I am the airhead I am the clueless Goo goo g'joob.
Heads are spinning Media heads are spinning This is gonna be a lot of fun. They're stuck in their ruts 'Cause Trump's got the guts To get it done.
You betcha. You bet........cha. You betcha. You bet...........cha.
We are ready for a change. We are ready and our troops deserve the best. Right wingin’, bitter clingin’, proud clingers of our guns, our god, our religions and the USA
I am the airhead I am the airhead I am the clueless Goo goo g'joob.
[ media interlude ]
It’s so great to be in Iowa. We’re just thawing out We're supporting Trump To be the leader of the USA.
I am the airhead I am the airhead I am the clueless Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
Phyllis Schlafly movement icon, Tell her she’s not conservative enough. (Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, ha ha ha) Let's see that our vets are treated better than illegal immigrants. You betcha.
President Obama Overhead he sees Trump Tower Trump's from the private sector, not a politician He'll let our warriors do their job and go kick ISIS ass
I am the airhead I am the airhead I am the clueless Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo...