Convince All My Friends

• Parody of With a Little Help From My Friends

Lyrics

[chorus]
Oh I'm gonna try to convince all my friends
Oh I get high when I convince all my friends
Yes I get by without any evidence

[bridge]
Do you need... any data?
I just need stuff that sounds good.
Will you look... for some later?
I look for stuff that sounds good.

Would you believe that 5G kills on sight?
Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time.