Convince All My Friends

• Parody of With a Little Help from My Friends

Lyrics

What would you do if I made something up?
Would you stand up and point out I'm wrong?
Turn off your mind and I'll spin you a tale
and I know your attention's not long.

[chorus]
Oh I'm gonna try to convince all my friends
Oh I get high when I convince all my friends
Yes I get by without any evidence

[bridge]
Do you need... any data?
I just need stuff that sounds good.
Will you look... for some later?
I look for stuff that sounds good.

Would you believe that 5G kills on sight?
Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time.