Unfinished/parodies

see also: /MoG

White Room at Tanagra

(this is just something that needed to be written...)

Darmok and Jalad
On the ocean
In the winter

On the ocean
In the winter
At Tanagra

Kiteo,
His eyes closed
His face black

Temba
His arms open
Sails unfurled

Shaka
When the walls fell
In your dark eyes

(chorus)
I don't... understand... what you're try...ing to say
I get... all the words... but the sen..ten..ces.... don't make sense.

D'Oh, A Goof

to the tune of "Doe, a Deer"

D'oh! - a goof, a major goof
Yay. - an apathetic cry
Gee... - I say, not quite a curse
Blah - a word without much fun
So... - I don't know what to say
Umm... - a grunt to follow "so"
See... - another ploy for time
And that brings us back to...

Take a Nap on Me

a song for Pip

If I'm trying to work

And you know my lap is free

Though I'm quite busy

Take a nap on me

If you lay your furry head

So it's in the way

Then you'll be very sure

Nothing's done today

Be a Man

With all the spots of an aging liver
With all the grace of a drunk baboon
With all the sense of a roaring fire
Incisive as the sharp side of a spoon

With all the charm of a raging lawyer

The Microbe Swims Tonight

This part written 2008-05-04

In the culture, the germ cell culture, the microbe swims tonight

In the culture, the active culture, the microbe swims tonight

(chorus) Amoeba-weh, amoeba-weh...

L-Y (real-life version)

This part written 2006-10-23

You're driving I-85

When you see your exit arrive

How do you change lanes as it goes by?

Dangerously... dangerously... dangerous, L-Y.

Spam in the Place Where You Are

This part written 2005-07-25

Spam! in the place where you work (file as junk)

Think about vacations in the sunny Bahamas, with

Spam! in the place where you live (emtpy trash)

Get a lower mortgage rate and wonder why you hadn't before