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* '''Parody of''' "Gilligan's Island", if that wasn't obvious'' | |||
==Lyrics== | |||
: Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale | : Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale | ||
:: of a fateful president | :: of a fateful president | ||
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: and lobbyists... | : and lobbyists... | ||
: ...'''here in George's Empire!''' | : ...'''here in George's Empire!''' | ||
==Notes== | |||
Started writing this on 2008-01-14, probably at Elmo's Diner; finished it a few weeks ago, not sure exactly when. Was still tweaking it as I typed it in. | |||
Latest revision as of 17:09, 23 April 2022
- Parody of "Gilligan's Island", if that wasn't obvious
Lyrics
- Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale
- of a fateful president
- He said he meant just what he said,
- and said just what he meant.
- His history he'd not discuss,
- his past we can't confirm
- He moved into the White House for
- a four-year term, a four-year term.
(fx: explosions)
- The towers came a-crashing down
- The Pentagon was tossed
- If not for the courage of the neocons
- the country would be lost.
- They sent us in pursuit of some
- uncharted desert oil
- While leaving freedom in our wake,
- the terrorists we'll foil!
- The VP and his skipper too
- will do their very best
- to keep the rich folks comfortable
- and stifle all protest
- Tapped phones! - bad science! - no bill of rights,
- not a single liberty!
- Like a fallen Roman Empire,
- It's decadent as can be.
- So join us here each week my friend,
- You're sure to feel inspired
- By Dubya...
- Dick Cheney too...
- The billionaires...
- ...and their stocks
- The corporate execs
- and lobbyists...
- ...here in George's Empire!
Notes
Started writing this on 2008-01-14, probably at Elmo's Diner; finished it a few weeks ago, not sure exactly when. Was still tweaking it as I typed it in.