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* ''' | * '''origins''': This emerged from a [https://plus.google.com/u/0/+AdamBlack/posts/QcYz9CHMgFy discussion] in which Adam Black suggested the idea of rewriting Sarah Palin's speeches as freeverse poetry. The main source for Palinisms is [https://www.buzzfeed.com/kyleblaine/so-uh-heres-the-full-text-of-sarah-palins-bizarre-trump-spee here]. | ||
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Latest revision as of 00:38, 22 April 2022
- parody of: "I Am the Walrus"
- origins: This emerged from a discussion in which Adam Black suggested the idea of rewriting Sarah Palin's speeches as freeverse poetry. The main source for Palinisms is here.
I am here because like you I know that it is really now or never.
See Donald run
Cause he's the only one
Who's willing to try.
You betcha.
Looking around at all of you,
All of you hardworking families
Farm families, and teachers,
Families and teamsters,
Iowa families, teamsters and cops, and cooks.
I am the airhead
I am the airhead
I am the clueless
Go get a job.
Heads are spinning
Media heads are spinning
This is gonna be a lot of fun.
They're stuck in their ruts
'Cause Trump's got the guts
To get it done.
You betcha.
You bet........cha.
You betcha.
You bet...........cha.
We are ready for a change.
We are ready and our troops deserve the best.
Right wingin’, bitter clingin’, proud clingers of our
guns, our god, our religions and the USA
I am the airhead
I am the airhead
I am the clueless
Go get a job.
[ media interlude ]
It’s so great to be in Iowa.
We’re just thawing out
We're supporting Trump
To be the leader of the USA.
I am the airhead
I am the airhead
I am the clueless
Go get a job, go get a job
Phyllis Schlafly movement icon,
Tell her she’s not conservative enough.
(Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, ha ha ha)
Let's see that our vets
are treated better than illegal immigrants.
You betcha.
President Obama
Overhead he sees Trump Tower
Trump's from the private sector, not a politician
He'll let our warriors do their job and go kick ISIS ass
I am the airhead
I am the airhead
I am the clueless
Go get a job, go get a job, go go...