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[[category:parody]]
[[category:Beatles]]
[[category:cynicism]]
* '''Parody of''': {{l/wp|Taxman}}
* '''Concept''': Bubba
* '''Words''': Woozle

==Lyrics==
<poem>
Let me tell you how it will be
With you I always will agree

CHORUS:
'Cause I'm a yes man -- yeah, I'm a yes man.

My solemn advice for today
Whatever you want is okay

(CHORUS)

If you tell me jump, I'll ask what height
If you say I'm wrong, I'll say you're right
If you make no sense, there'll be no fight
When I cut the crap, you can have a bite

Don't ask me for the honest truth
I'd sooner have you pull a tooth

(CHORUS)

And you're listening to no-one but me.
</poem>
===alternative lyrics===
(I came up with these while trying to reconstruct it from memory.)
<poem>
Let me tell you how it will be
Anything you say, I will agree

'Cause I'm a yes man -- yeah, I'm a yes man.

If you say to jump, I'll ask how high
If you say "mop up", I'll ask how dry
If you ask how far, I'll say "the sky!"
If you want the truth, I'll have to lie
</poem>